February 2012
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Will "difficult to impress" Champion
el3ctrik-moon:
Sat in front of two people on the train listening...
Girl talking to her friend: Oh yeah, did you hear? They're making a new Star.. Star umm.. oh what is it...
Me: Star Trek movie.
Girl: Oh yeah! Thanks! So anyway, they've got that guy from Sherlock in it this time, Benedict Cumberpatch.
Me: Cumberbatch.
Girl: What?
Me: It's um Cumberbatch, not Cumberpatch.
Girl: Well right, whatever. I was looking out for him at the Oscars last night but I didn't see him.
Me: Yeah, that's because he was at Elton John's Oscar party...
Girl: Right do you just stalk him or something?!
Me: He's my... hobby.
Watchonelittlepigeon:
chocolatdae:
rantsomnotes:
subtleb0nes:
Best way to get out of class
I wish someone was crazy enough to do that in Physics class. I need it!
OMG I wish xD
Played this like ten times before I decided to reblog it. XD
Awesome!! I approve of this in so many ways!
…..oh, if only I could get away with this.
harrypotteriseverything:
When I try to get off the internet
wowfunniestposts:
this always happens:
Follow this blog and laugh some more
The Academy Awards 2012
prickedfinger:
The Sherlock Fandom:
I got kicked out of a chemistry class today.
thesecretmichan:
merchel:
itsawonderfulygreatlife:
Apparently walking into a chem class (that is in the basement) with two buddies wearing robes, and asking if it was potions is frowned upon.
Oh well.
It was great.
High approval rating.
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Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people