do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own
I am this cat
every single one of those is me
Nothing has ever described me so well in my entire life until this.
Me.
Stargate SG-1 S04E06 - Window of Opportunity
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
State your name: Amberly, but you can call me Nighthawk
State the name that your parents almost named you. Lillian, after my great-grandma. Who was really against it, so my mom nixed it (it’s one of my middle names.suck on that grandma)
Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? I have a large family, but it’s a tie between my mom, one of my cousins, one of my aunts, and one of my great-aunts
Did anything embarrassing happen this week? nope. it’s really difficult to embarrass me. And today I stood out on the street dressed as an elf yelling at cars to come see Santa, alongside my boss who was dressed as a gingerbread woman
Do you miss your ex? Not in the slightest
White chocolate or dark chocolate? DARK CHOCOLATE
Do people praise you for your looks? A lot, actually. But I really, truly, 100% do not find myself even the slightest bit attractive
What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? neutral colors mostly
What are some of your nicknames? I don’t really have any
How many bedrooms are in your house? 5
How many bathrooms? 1
Do you have a job? Yep! I work at an organic pet food store
Do you have a car? No. I’m too poor and I have public transport.
Do you work out every week? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Nope
Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Like alone? no
What kind of bathing suit do you wear? a bikini
Do you like your eyes? the color, but nothing else
Do you think you are pretty? Nope
Who was the last person you talked to in person? my roommates
How much money is in your account? like $5
Are you single? Yes
Do you want kids? someday
Tell me what your backpack looks like: it’s really cool. it’s invisible and doesn’t exist
What celebrity do you think ishotattractive? i can’t answer this with one name omg
Last movie you saw in theaters: Coldplay Live 2012
Are you dating the same person you dated last year? not dating anyone
Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? yes, and it was…not a good ending
Have you ever cheated? most definitely not
Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yes
What do you like to do in your spare time? I sleep or I write or I watch Netflix. I know, I’m so exciting, right?
- Name: Amberly
- Height: 5’2”
- Eye Color: blue-green
- Birthday: April 13, 1993
- Favourite color: Orangeeeeee
- Best school subject(s): All of them. I was interested in everything :D
- Mac or PC: Mac forever
- Current shirt color: blue
- Gamer?: L4D, Halo, MWF, and I went through a huge Medal of Honor phase
- Day or night: Night
- Celebrity crush: Do you really want to have this conversation
ATapps Amy Poehler Rashida Jones Tina Fey Josh Hutcherson i’m stopping i’m sorry- Coffee?: Can I just get an iv hookup thank
- Favourite Food: food
A-Z of Tina Fey
↳ L: Liz Lemon.
I’m gonna go talk to some food about this.